TheLovableGinge

egberts:

tropius:

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

No they’re called nonexistent

woooah there captain buzzkill

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cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via hummingbird-hooligan)

realhumanbaby:

someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

(via phanfuckingtastic)

Idina realizes that ‘Frozen’ is actually really sad

(Source: tatmass, via hummingbird-hooligan)

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

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cleophatrajones:

darkmoonperfume:

fangirl scream fuck I have never seen beauty done so effortlessly.

I just hope they don’t lighten her skin tone for all of her print ads

(Source: prettylittletmi, via hummingbird-hooligan)

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

(via phanfuckingtastic)

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