blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel
Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
|My German Teacher (in German):||We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.|
the reptilians have seized control
I found an unopened pack of Batman silly bands so I opened them and I caN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING
slide to the right
slide to the left
take it back now y’all
CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
Holy fucking shit.
I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.